I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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