I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
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Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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