We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
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This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
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Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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