I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."