Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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