jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious