just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
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Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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