PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
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I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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