your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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