omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
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