I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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