Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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