do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
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We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
My vagina just clenched in fear
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