Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I wish you could order shots online.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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