i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
This house was built for laser tag.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.