if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
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The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister