Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
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Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
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I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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