I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
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I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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