I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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