the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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