I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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