Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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