let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
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I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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