YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm getting married
To pizza
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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