I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
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So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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