Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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