I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
Hahaha April fools!
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
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The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
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They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on