38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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