I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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