you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
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