One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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