She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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