absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
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