should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
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