I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
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at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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