oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
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You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
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