Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
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