My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I party with great urgency now.
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