Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
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All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
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