At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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