just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
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Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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