Im at strip club and am horny
She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
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I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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