Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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