I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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