Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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