I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
So squirting runs in the family.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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