It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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