So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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