Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
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The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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