shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
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