If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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