I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
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Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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