I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
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