where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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