In the future we'll all be gay
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
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