You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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