some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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