what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
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