Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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